Topical Tweets and Titillations
February 2015
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- Actress Alison Williams’ recent work on a production of NBS’s Peter Pan has resulted in her receiving offers to act in Disney remakes. She’s interested in some, but expressing a conflict of interest due to her father news anchor Brian Williams’ scandal, says she has to turn down the roll of Pinocchio.
- Governor Chris Christie slips off chair in radio station in his state quelling concerns that the small earthquakes felt in New Jersey were NOT from fracking.
- GOP presidential hopefuls Rand Paul’s and Chris Christie’s comments suggesting childhood vaccines should be optional have gone almost as viral as the measles’ outbreak.
- Marion “Soog” Knight charged with murder and hit run pleads not guilty. With witnesses to the killing and hours of his violent behavior on video legal experts find it ironic that his label “Death Row Records” mirrors the probable outcome of finding his name on “death row records.”
- Authorities investigating ties of four Minnesotans to evil Islamic group ISIS say their connection points to guilt as their uncovered links were NOT pork sausage.
- With the cyber attack of 80 million customers to one of America’s largest health insurers, the lyrics to the nation’s Anthem will change to, “oh, say, can you my passwords, personal medical history, and social security number.”
- Despite director Clint Eastwood’s obsession with guns and snipers, after viewing his famed conversation to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair, it’s psychologists and not vision experts who contend that it’s Eastwood’s mind’s eye taking a racist aim at blacks.
- I’m drinking Gentleman’s Jack nowadays. I no longer get “shit-faced” but now “don the façade of excrement."
- Just because she says she has enough room to break-dance on Chris Christie’s tummy doesn’t automatically make her a belly dancer.
- The head of the Center for Disease Control has changed his vacation plans. He’s decided NOT to go to Disneyland.
- Republican Joni Ernst talks about her childhood of having to put bread bags on her feet, but as an adult we have her on audio thanking the Koch brothers for giving her bags of dough.
- Edward Bernays the Father of “Public Relations” is responsible for making the entire Western World Buy curious.
- February 13 is my wedding anniversary. No matter what my wife says, February 14 is the day we must take down the Christmas tree!
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